Avoid the Noid

Cold day last September
Full House was on the TV
phone rings and I answer
made my mind right then and there

I don't want to work today
I don't want to work today
I don't want to work today
just call that fat piece of crap Vijay

Phone rings it's Steve
can't you take the hint I want to leave
I say he's not home he's on campus
I hear the phone rings in five minutes

It's Dominoes again
It's Dominoes again
never gonna work again
no I ain't never gonna work again

One night last weekend
just minding myself cruisin'
I see Dominoes at my side
all I could do was run and hide

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Just watch the Duke Boys it ain't no chore
I never ever answer that phone before
Who's the Boss is on the tube
Guess that's why I'm called the dude

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