Sherwood Forest I see you Loxley galavanting with your Merry Men you fruit you ferry I'm the Sherriff on Nottingham We ride into town taking money from the richest men it's done with honor for the hand on Maid Marianne I pillage I plunder taking taxes from the common man It is no wonder How I came up with this master plan I spied his big trap we needed help from Friar Tuck To save fair lady We'd need more than a little luck Chorus: We fight we battle We know no other way Good Versus Evil We share a common hate I hate you Loxley You're gay with Little John when he invades thee you scream El Capitan We reign victorius my merry band always wins marriage is glorius now humping thee shant be a sin Chorus 2X this common hate RINGS THROUGHOUT SHERWOOD FOREST!!!!!!!!!!!